tumblaire: animalstalkinginallcaps: YES, KIMBERLY. INHALE THE GAS.  BREATHE DEEP. DON’T FIGHT IT. AS SOON AS YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE. YOU KNOW HOW YOU SQUEAL “BEBEH KITTEH” EVERY TIME YOU MANHANDLE ME WITH YOUR TERRIFYING FINGERS THAT STINK OF CHEETOS? WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE A GROWN-ASS MAN, AND I …

Lip-gloss on a Pig

Director of First Impressions as a job title, what do you think that is? I really wish my blog had a live interactive environment right now so I could get some good virtual banter going to first see what images this conjures and then do the ‘big reveal’. Since that’s not how this blog is …

Living for the Citay

The front of my building: the scene of the crime, as described below, was just behind those fabulous red doors…I need the law and order transition right now… A child is born in hard time Baltimore City, she grew up, in small town Harford County, she hit high school and went away to colllege, then graduated and …

Home Sweet Home

I’m one of those people who love being home because I’m out all week at work and the sweet relief that comes from being home is due in part to being able to ‘let it all hang out’ both literally and figuratively. Don’t confuse this with someone who never leaves the house, because that is …

Fountain of Youth

The Fountain of Youth is a myth although the almost blasé approach to plastic surgery suggests otherwise. Now what brought this on? A group of high school kids, two boys and three, girls, to be exact were standing at the bus stop in a cluster wearing their team uniforms. The boys were clearly on the …

Fall is Here!

So that exclamation point after the title might lead one to believe I am exuberant about fall, which is not the case this year only because the segue-way between summer and fall kind of blurred in August and most of September due to tropical storms muddying the lines. I was hoping for one last hurrah …