I Heart Miss Piggy

During the holidays I was channel-surfing when I stumbled across a commercial-free airing of The Great Muppet Caper, one of my three favorite Muppet movies- the others are The Muppet Movie and Muppets… Yes! I’m reblogging myself from two years ago because this is one of my favorite pieces and I reallllly want to see …

Mousechief

My Picasso There’s a mouse in my apartment. I don’t hate mice, but I’m certainly not going to invite them over for tea and crumpets either. This isn’t the first time a mouse has taken off its fedora, tweaked its whiskers and unpacked a suitcase in a guestroom I didn’t know I had. The well-behaved …

Taking a Stand

These plants look far more alive than the long-suffering one in my story. Fiction class assignment: write about a relationship with a carbon-based thing, but not a human or animal. This was where my imagination took me… Taking a Stand Sammy didn’t like her name, because she was a girl and Patricia either refused to …

Why the Sparkly (Baltimore) Remembrances?

So my whole ‘how I started living in Baltimore’ ditty (see below post) began because I was reading the City Paper’s annual “Best of Baltimore” issue. Gliding through the issue I began laughing at the sheer ridiculous loveliness that is this city. Highlights follow. “Best Brand Mismanagement” (“The 21st century’s corporatization of undergraduate higher education is …